Sunday, February 26, 2017
Quote of the Day
They always say time changes things, but
you actually have to change them yourself.
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Andy Warhol
Saturday, February 25, 2017
Latest Employment News
Barton Creek Resort needs an assistant coach
Thousand Oaks Family YMCA (San Antonio) needs a swim coach
The YMCA of Austin needs a youth and aquatics director
The City of Friendswood needs a pool manager
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| via Woodlands Online |
This week, Tim Bauer (The Woodlands Swim Team) resigned his position as head coach. Hope he'll stay in the Gulf and get right back to coachin em up sometime real soon!
Finally, Ashley Knapp (Timber Creek HS in Keller ISD) posted on Facebook that she will not be returning as head coach next year.
Quote of the Day
It seems to me that we look at Nature
too much, and live with her too little.
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| via Please Kill Me |
Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde
Thursday, February 23, 2017
Quote of the Day
The integrity that lives only on
opinion would starve without it.
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Charles Caleb Colton
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Monday, February 20, 2017
Sunday, February 19, 2017
Quote of the Day
Insincerity is always weakness;
sincerity even in error is strength.
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| via Alchetron |
George Henry Lewes
Saturday, February 18, 2017
More Jobs
Boyd HS (McKinney) needs a head coach. Contact Doyle Drake at 469-302-3493
Sugar Creek Gators (Sugar Land) need a summer team coach. Contact Rod Seeley
Sharks (Houston) need an assistant coach
Lake Houston Family YMCA needs a youth development director - aquatics
Miramont Country Club (Bryan) needs a pool manager
Moody Family YMCA (Dallas) needs an assistant coach
The City of Bellaire needs a head coach
Oak Cliff YMCA (Dallas) needs a sports & aquatics coordinator
North Texas Nadadores need a senior coach/communications coordinator
Fort Hood Dolphins need a head coach
Quote of the Day
There's evil in the world, all right. Being aware
of it makes you a realist, not a paranoid.
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Dean Ray Koontz
Friday, February 17, 2017
Quote of the Day
You must not fight too often with one enemy,
or you will teach him all your tricks of war.
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| via Paper Masters |
Napoleon Bonaparte
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Quote of the Day
Deep in the man sits fast his fate,
To mould his fortunes, mean or great.
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| via Poets |
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sunday, February 12, 2017
Wednesday, February 08, 2017
Quote of the Day
With happiness as with health; to enjoy it,
one should be deprived of it occasionally.
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| via Comic Vine |
Jules Gabriel Verne
Monday, February 06, 2017
Quote of the Day (Thanks, MH!)
You can't stop at every dog that barks
or you'll never get the mail delivered.
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Forrest Clare "Phog" Allen
Sunday, February 05, 2017
Another great job...
...on call-ups by Scott Scofield!
View unofficial state meet qualifier lists (both automatic & call-up) here
Saturday, February 04, 2017
Reminder(s)
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1) A few years ago, folks in Austin pressured TISCA to stop posting state meet call-ups. TISCA failed to stand up for swimmers & coaches, so it became a job for us "rebels".
I took a couple of turns at the wheel before homelessness (AT-style) and a return to the pool deck made it impossible to continue. Luckily, we have another swim nerd who agreed to take on the job.
This will be Scott Scofield's third year on Call-Up duty. Please let him know how much we appreciate his work.
Coaches, please email your results files to Scott ASAP!
He'll post his lists here
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2) Coaches & Sponsors - When choosing your Region COTY, please avoid the "voting block" mentality some multi-school districts push. It's your vote, not your school district's.
Also, maybe you should cast your ballot for the coach who did the most with his/her program. Sometimes that's the guy/gal whose team destroyed the competition. Other times, it's a coach whose squad overachieved, but still ended up back in the pack.
Don't tell me I'm "throwing away my vote" when I select someone who's done the best coaching job and not the sponsor who filled out the bus request and ordered the Whataburgers...
Friday, February 03, 2017
Quote of the Day
Pursuit and possession are
accompanied by states of
consciousness so wide apart
that they can never be united.
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John Griffith "Jack" London
Thursday, February 02, 2017
Quote of the Day
Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show
you a man with an interesting past.
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| via Jack London Park |
John Griffith "Jack" London
Wednesday, February 01, 2017
Quote of the Day
As one grows weaker one is less
susceptible to suffering. There is
less hurt because there is less to hurt.
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| via Wikimedia Commons |
John Griffith "Jack" London
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Quote of the Day
I do not live for what the world thinks
of me, but for what I think of myself.
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| via Famous Authors |
John Griffith "Jack" London
Monday, January 30, 2017
Quote of the Day
Life achieves its summit when it does to the
uttermost that which it was equipped to do.
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| via Counter-Currents Publishing |
John Griffith "Jack" London
Sunday, January 29, 2017
2017 State Call-Ups
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| via Lee & Joe Jamail Texas Swim Center |
What's the same:
For the third straight year, Scott's agreed to compile state meet call-ups.
Site he'll post on is Texas Swim Meet Results
Address to email results files is here
Ties are broken based on preliminary times.
Prompt and accurate submission of region results files is required for this to work!
What's different:
For each event, twenty-four (24) advance to this year's state meet.
For swimming events:
a) the top two (2) finishers in each of the eight (8) regions automatically advance, and
b) the next eight (8) fastest times from around the state advance as our "call-ups".
Each of the three (3) region diving medalists advances to the state meet.
Friday, January 27, 2017
Thursday, January 26, 2017
Quote of the Day
How terribly downright must
be the utterances of storms and
earthquakes to those accustomed
to the soft hypocrisies of society.
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John Muir
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Quote of the Day
The sanity of society is the balance
of a thousand insanities.
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| via American Poems |
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Monday, January 23, 2017
Quote of the Day
To leave a people to themselves, is generally
the best service their rulers can render.
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William Ellery Channing
Sunday, January 22, 2017
Rule Book Help
Hoping someone can tell me where in the NFHS Swim/Dive rule book it says:
"In championship meets held in counties
beginning with the letter "V", there
shall be at least two (2) acts of idiocy."
beginning with the letter "V", there
shall be at least two (2) acts of idiocy."
I know we're not having any trouble meeting that quota down here!
First
Swimmer "A" reports to 200 i.m. awards ceremony, but isn't recognized.
Since results posting is lagging, we finally notice a "DQ". When I ask the meet officials why we (swimmer &/or coach) weren't informed of the disqualification, one said - with a straight face - "We don't do that."
Yes, I promptly lost my mind*.
When asked what planet he was on, official stuttered, stammered, and eventually concluded "This one."
I explained that I'd never been at a meet - high school, college, club, summer league - where an official didn't at least let a swimmer or coach know about an infraction.
When I asked that the meet committee be called, I got:
That likely meant that either a) no meet committee had been selected, or b) they didn't know what a meet committee was.
Surely it wasn't "b", right? I mean, I remember being asked to be on one the last time I was at a meet there!
So, rather than call their "meet committee", they decided that - at least for the remainder of the meet - any disqualifications would be communicated to swimmers &/or coaches.
No, a thank you wasn't in order. See the 12/11/16 quote by Addison here
Second
This one's on the coaches...I mean sponsors.
Of the tiny number of divers in our district, we had a guy who'd started out at the bottom. Our diving coach brought him along and he won our district championship by 20 points.
He was recognized as our district Diver of the Year.
Instead of selecting his coach as COTY, our sponsors instead gave that honor to the sponsor of the second place boy...who's still working on completing an eleven dive list...
*no cursing or yelling, just pointed questions & statements
Weakly Demotivator
Bringing back the weekly demotivators.
See what I done did there?
Y'all must think I'm just plain D-U-M dumb!
Saturday, January 21, 2017
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
Quote of the Day
If you begin to think you're something you're
not, you're looking in the wrong mirror.
Eugene Andrew "Gene" Cernan
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Let's start it off with an oldie:
...didn't say it was a "goodie"...
Psych sheet for this week's Austin Arena Pro meet is here
More meet info, along with live stream, is here
Parking in Austin is always an adventure, right? That info's here
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Wondering what the most-read posts on TEXAS SWIMMING were in 2016?
Why? What's wrong with you? Get a life!
Top Ten list below, in case you're bored out of your skull:
1. 2016 Call-Ups
2. USA Swimming to Hammer NITRO Coach
3. 2016 State Meet Call-Ups
4. New TISCA URL
5. Tyler ISD Update
6. 2016 UIL State Meet Results
7. Official Qualifiers Lists
8. High School Openings
9. Doping Rant
10. Jobs, "Music", & More
Can't say I didn't warn ya...
Eagle Swimming Association needs a head coach
Fort Hood Dolphins need an assistant coach
The Thousand Oaks Family YMCA needs an aquatics director
Cedar Park Swimming needs an assistant. Resume & references to swimcps@gmail.com
Los Fresnos HS needs a head coach. Contact Patrick Brown
Aggie Swim Camp needs assistant coaches. Contact Shannon Clark
Athlete and Coach applications for the 2017 USA Swimming Diversity Select Camp are here
Listen to a podcast featuring Magnolia's Terry Jones here
Quote of the Day
Leadership is the willingness to put oneself at risk.
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John Calvin Maxwell
Wednesday, January 04, 2017
Quote of the Day
I'm against picketing, but I
don't know how to show it.
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Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg
Tuesday, January 03, 2017
Quote of the Day
Thankfully, persistence is a
great substitute for talent.
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| via The Wall Street Journal |
Stephen Glenn "Steve" Martin
Sunday, January 01, 2017
Quote of the Day
A true soldier fights not because he
hates what is in front of him, but
because he loves what is behind him.
Gilbert Keith "G.K." Chesterton
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