TEXAS SWIMMING

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Quote of the Day

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and
as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.



Clint Eastwood

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Quote of the Day

They can conquer who believe they can.



Virgil

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Quote of the Day

Never stand begging for that which
you have the power to earn.



Miguel de Cervantes

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Monday, January 28, 2008

Quote of the Day

No race can prosper till it learns that there is as
much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.



Booker T. Washington

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Quote of the Day

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that
within me there lay an invincible summer.



Albert Camus

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Saturday, January 26, 2008

Bonus Demotivator

Quote of the Day

Think like a wise man but communicate
in the language of the people.



William Butler Yeats

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Friday, January 25, 2008

Quote of the Day

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.



Sir Francis Bacon

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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Quote of the Day

The United States is a nation of laws:
badly written and randomly enforced.



Frank Zappa

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Quote of the Day

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes,
but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain’t
nothin’ can beat teamwork.



Edward Abbey

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Quote of the Day

Mathematics is the language in
which God has written the universe.



Galileo Galilei

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Monday, January 21, 2008

Quote of the Day

That would be a good thing for them to cut
on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including
here, it was against her better judgment.



Dorothy Parker

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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Quote of the Day

The best way to convince a fool that he is
wrong is to let him have his own way.



Henry Wheeler Shaw (Josh Billings)

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Saturday, January 19, 2008

Quote of the Day

A life spent making mistakes is not
only more honorable, but more useful
than a life spent doing nothing.



George Bernard Shaw

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Quote of the Day

Before we set our hearts too much upon
anything, let us examine how happy
those are who already possess it.


Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Quote of the Day

There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be
a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's
less than the national deficit! We used to call them
astronomical numbers. Now we should call them
economical numbers.



Richard Feynman

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Quote of the Day

When a man tells you that he got rich
through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'



Don Marquis

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Quote of the Day

Politicians are the same all over. They promise
to build a bridge even where there is no river.



Nikita Khrushchev

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Monday, January 14, 2008

Quote of the Day

Do not hire a man who does your work for
money, but him who does it for love of it.


Henry David Thoreau

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Sunday, January 13, 2008

Quote of the Day

In a time of universal deceit, telling
the truth is a revolutionary act.



George Orwell

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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Quote of the Day

Do the right thing. It will gratify
some people and astonish the rest.


Samuel Langhorne Clemens (Mark Twain)

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Friday, January 11, 2008

Quote of the Day

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I
can give you the formula for failure-which is:
"Try to please everybody”.



Herbert Bayard Swope

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Quote of the Day

If you're going to be thinking anyway,
you might as well think big.



Donald Trump

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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Quote of the Day

You do ill if you praise, but worse if you
censure, what you do not understand.


Leonardo da Vinci

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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Quote of the Day

With reasonable men I will reason; with humane
men I will plea; but to tyrants I will give no quarter,
nor waste arguments where they will certainly be lost.


William Lloyd Garrison

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Monday, January 07, 2008

Quote of the Day

My doctor has advised me to give up those
intimate little dinners for four. Unless
there are three people eating with me.



Orson Welles

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Sunday, January 06, 2008

Quote of the Day

The best revenge is massive success.



Frank Sinatra

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