Saturday, February 04, 2017

Reminder(s)


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1) A few years ago, folks in Austin pressured TISCA to stop posting state meet call-ups.  TISCA failed to stand up for swimmers & coaches, so it became a job for us "rebels".

I took a couple of turns at the wheel before homelessness (AT-style) and a return to the pool deck made it impossible to continue.  Luckily, we have another swim nerd who agreed to take on the job.

This will be Scott Scofield's third year on Call-Up duty.  Please let him know how much we appreciate his work.

Coaches, please email your results files to Scott ASAP!

He'll post his lists here

via mySA

2) Coaches & Sponsors - When choosing your Region COTY, please avoid the "voting block" mentality some multi-school districts push.  It's your vote, not your school district's.

Also, maybe you should cast your ballot for the coach who did the most with his/her program.  Sometimes that's the guy/gal whose team destroyed the competition.  Other times, it's a coach whose squad overachieved, but still ended up back in the pack.

Don't tell me I'm "throwing away my vote" when I select someone who's done the best coaching job and not the sponsor who filled out the bus request and ordered the Whataburgers...


Quote of the Day


It is nice to have valid competition;
it pushes you to do better.


Gianni Versace

Friday, February 03, 2017

Quote of the Day


Pursuit and possession are
accompanied by states of
consciousness so wide apart
that they can never be united.

via SurfSimply

John Griffith "Jack" London

Wednesday, February 01, 2017

Quote of the Day


As one grows weaker one is less
susceptible to suffering.  There is
less hurt because there is less to hurt.

via Wikimedia Commons

John Griffith "Jack" London

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Quote of the Day


I do not live for what the world thinks
of me, but for what I think of myself.

via Famous Authors

John Griffith "Jack" London

Monday, January 30, 2017

Quote of the Day


Life achieves its summit when it does to the
uttermost that which it was equipped to do.

via Counter-Currents Publishing

John Griffith "Jack" London

Sunday, January 29, 2017

2017 State Call-Ups


via Lee & Joe Jamail Texas Swim Center

What's the same:

For the third straight year, Scott's agreed to compile state meet call-ups.

Site he'll post on is Texas Swim Meet Results

Address to email results files is here

Ties are broken based on preliminary times.

Prompt and accurate submission of region results files is required for this to work!

What's different:

For each event, twenty-four (24) advance to this year's state meet.

For swimming events:

a) the top two (2) finishers in each of the eight (8) regions automatically advance, and

b) the next eight (8) fastest times from around the state advance as our "call-ups".

Each of the three (3) region diving medalists advances to the state meet.

Weakly Demotivator



Quote of the Day


Drama if I sing, drama if I
don't sing.  What do you do?


Montserrat Caballé

Friday, January 27, 2017

Quote of the Day


I'm not an actress who can
create a character.  I play me.

via Esquire

Mary Tyler Moore

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Quote of the Day


How terribly downright must
be the utterances of storms and
earthquakes to those accustomed
to the soft hypocrisies of society.

via The Atlantic

John Muir

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Quote of the Day


The sanity of society is the balance
of a thousand insanities.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Quote of the Day


Politics determine who has the
power, not who has the truth.

via billboard

Paul Robin Krugman

Monday, January 23, 2017

Quote of the Day


To leave a people to themselves, is generally
the best service their rulers can render.

via Alchetron

William Ellery Channing

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Rule Book Help


Hoping someone can tell me where in the NFHS Swim/Dive rule book it says:

"In championship meets held in counties
beginning with the letter "V", there
shall be at least two (2) acts of idiocy."

I know we're not having any trouble meeting that quota down here!

First

Swimmer "A" reports to 200 i.m. awards ceremony, but isn't recognized.

Since results posting is lagging, we finally notice a "DQ".  When I ask the meet officials why we (swimmer &/or coach) weren't informed of the disqualification, one said - with a straight face - "We don't do that."

Yes, I promptly lost my mind*.

When asked what planet he was on, official stuttered, stammered, and eventually concluded "This one."

I explained that I'd never been at a meet - high school, college, club, summer league - where an official didn't at least let a swimmer or coach know about an infraction.

When I asked that the meet committee be called, I got:



That likely meant that either a) no meet committee had been selected, or b) they didn't know what a meet committee was.

Surely it wasn't "b", right?  I mean, I remember being asked to be on one the last time I was at a meet there!

So, rather than call their "meet committee", they decided that - at least for the remainder of the meet - any disqualifications would be communicated to swimmers &/or coaches.

No, a thank you wasn't in order.  See the 12/11/16 quote by Addison here

Second

This one's on the coaches...I mean sponsors.

Of the tiny number of divers in our district, we had a guy who'd started out at the bottom.  Our diving coach brought him along and he won our district championship by 20 points.

He was recognized as our district Diver of the Year.

Instead of selecting his coach as COTY, our sponsors instead gave that honor to the sponsor of the second place boy...who's still working on completing an eleven dive list...




*no cursing or yelling, just pointed questions & statements


Weakly Demotivator


Bringing back the weekly demotivators.

See what I done did there?

Y'all must think I'm just plain D-U-M dumb!


Quote of the Day


Adversity introduces a man to himself.

via StarTribune

Henry Louis "HL" Mencken

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Quote of the Day


If life gives you lemons, make
some kind of fruity juice.

via Pinterest

Conan Christopher O'Brien

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Quote of the Day


If you begin to think you're something you're
not, you're looking in the wrong mirror.


Eugene Andrew "Gene" Cernan

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Let's start it off with an oldie:



...didn't say it was a "goodie"...


Psych sheet for this week's Austin Arena Pro meet is here

More meet info, along with live stream, is here

Parking in Austin is always an adventure, right?  That info's here

via Despair

Wondering what the most-read posts on TEXAS SWIMMING were in 2016?

Why?  What's wrong with you?  Get a life!

Top Ten list below, in case you're bored out of your skull:

1. 2016 Call-Ups
2. USA Swimming to Hammer NITRO Coach
3. 2016 State Meet Call-Ups
4. New TISCA URL
5. Tyler ISD Update
6. 2016 UIL State Meet Results
7. Official Qualifiers Lists
8. High School Openings
9. Doping Rant
10. Jobs, "Music", & More

Can't say I didn't warn ya...

Eagle Swimming Association needs a head coach

Fort Hood Dolphins need an assistant coach

The Thousand Oaks Family YMCA needs an aquatics director

Cedar Park Swimming needs an assistant.  Resume & references to swimcps@gmail.com

Los Fresnos HS needs a head coach.  Contact Patrick Brown

Aggie Swim Camp needs assistant coaches.  Contact Shannon Clark

Athlete and Coach applications for the 2017 USA Swimming Diversity Select Camp are here


Listen to a podcast featuring Magnolia's Terry Jones here

Quote of the Day


Leadership is the willingness to put oneself at risk.

via The Center for Rural Development

John Calvin Maxwell

Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Quote of the Day

 
I'm against picketing, but I
don't know how to show it.
 
 
Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg

Sunday, January 01, 2017

Quote of the Day


A true soldier fights not because he
hates what is in front of him, but
because he loves what is behind him.


Gilbert Keith "G.K." Chesterton

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Quote of the Day


I'll never be known for my
work with boundaries.

via Vanity Fair

Carrie Frances Fisher

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Quote of the Day


The free man is he who does not
fear to go to the end of his thought.


André Léon Blum

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Andy Ringgold's Pics





Andy just updated the follerin' links.  Enjoy!

Texas Swimming (club, high school, & college)

NCAA Swimming (poster set)

USA Swimming (poster set)


When we talk about folks who do so much for our kids and our sport, names like Andy Ringgold and Sam Kendricks should come to mind right away.


Thanks and Merry Christmas to Andy, Brenda, and the boys!

Quote of the Day


The more you love a memory,
the stronger and stranger it is.

via Liden & Denz

Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Quote of the Day


Nothing unmasks a man like his use of power.

via NLCATP

Elbert Green Hubbard

Friday, December 23, 2016

Quote of the Day


It's the people in fashion who
make fashion ridiculous.

via Strateas Carlucci

Franca Sozzani

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Nope, not missing...


...it all that much right now...

via neoc

Quote of the Day (Thanks, DJA)


The price of excellence is discipline.  The
cost of mediocrity is disappointment.

via Alchetron

William Arthur Ward

Monday, December 19, 2016

Quote of the Day


I never hated a man enough
to give him diamonds back.

via Old Time Radio

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Quote of the Day

 
The universe is not required to be in
perfect harmony with human ambition.
 
 
Carl Edward Sagan

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Quote of the Day

 
I am not in favour of quotas.  Just put the best
person into the job.  It is not about gender;
it is about experience, leadership, and vision.
 
 
Angela Jean Ahrendts

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Clemson can't afford swimming...


...but they're able to build a football complex with a slide & laser tag.


via Clemson Football

Genius!

Quote of the Day


If you don't read the newspaper,
you're uninformed.  If you do
read it, you're misinformed.

via Classicalite

Denzel Hayes Washington, Jr.

Monday, December 12, 2016

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Quote of the Day


In doing what we ought we deserve
no praise, because it is our duty.


Joseph Addison

Friday, December 09, 2016

Quote of the Day


You should run your life not by the
calendar but how you feel, and what
your interests are and ambitions.

via NASA

John Herschel Glenn, Jr.

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

Quote of the Day

 
It is a mistake to look too far ahead.  Only one link
in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time.
 
 
Sir Winston Churchill