This Explains It!
After viewing this, you'll understand:
Isn't it crystal clear now? The Rio pool water quality was so poor, the guys had to "go" elsewhere...
p.s. I hope Ryan is able to put this all behind him soon and get back to being his old fun-loving self.
p.p.s. A guy named Mikey screwed up several times and is now labeled as the GOAT, right?