Tuesday, June 30, 2009

It was a dark and stormy night...

By now, you regular readers are able to identify crappy writing when you see it. I do my best to provide you with a seemingly endless supply of examples.

If you're one of the Texas Swimming "regulars", you're (over) qualified to judge the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.

This year's "winning" entries are here.

Greg Homer took the "top" spot in the Vile Puns category:

Using her flint knife to gut the two amphibians, Kreega the Neanderthal woman created the first pair of open-toad sandals.

1 comment:

Deer Slayer said...

I've done that before. That is why you should always have a sharp knife.