Thursday, July 10, 2008

Aren't there any other radicals out there?

If men's swimming is going down, do you want it to be with a whimper or a bang?

I just made my $100 donation to Save ASU Swimming.

My understanding is that if they're unable to raise the dough necessary to keep the men's program, that we have the option of leaving it for the women's team.

That would be a nice gesture.

Luckily, I've got a much better idea of how they can use the money to help the sport of swimming (both at ASU and elsewhere).

Why don't we send a message to all the athletic directors who think they can dump men's swimming and still keep their jobs?

I say, we kick them to the curb if they can't manage their budgets without dropping sports.

Here's what I typed into the comment box:

If the men's program isn't saved, I'd like my donation to be
used toward buying out athletic director Lisa Love's contract.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That would be nice, to buy out Love's contract. But most of the damage has already been done.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but can't you visualize the neat possible headlines?

"Love Will Bring Us Together"

"Where is the LOVE?"

"Bye Bye Love" (Everly Bros.)

"Can't Buy Me Love" (Beatles; well, maybe you could)

"Crazy Little Thing Called Love" (Queen)

"I'm Outta Love" (Anastasia)

(copying and pasting, easier than typing new, lol!)

LOVE CHANGES EVERYTHING - MICHAEL BALL

LOVE ON THE ROCKS - NEIL DIAMOND

TAINTED LOVE - SOFT CELL

YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE - PHIL COLLINS
(comment: WHY NOT?)

I still think she looks like Martina!

I'm Damn Right said...

The only interesting question about you feces-for-brains who make sexist comments about Lisa Love is this:

Which is smaller? Your miniscule brain, or your microscopic dick?

Button said...

ms. right (i'm assuming you've never even considered looking for mr.),

yer just a bit late to the party, gal.

in the nearly four years since this post, the men's swim program at a.s.u. has survived love's axe.

she wasn't so lucky.

she must have friends who edit wikipedia, since they say she 'concluded her tenure on march 27, 2012.'

she was kicked to the curb for being a terrible athletic director.

where is the love?

i have no idea. i'm just happy knowing where she isn't.

the end.