If it weren't for horses & divorces...

 

...I'd be a lot better off today.

You don't have to call me darlin, darlin,...

 

...you never even call me by my name.

The only kinda man that you ever wanted...

 

...was the one that you knew you'd never hold very long...

Sleepin' under a table in a roadside park...

 

...a man could wake up dead.

You're wanted by the police...

 

...and my wife thinks you're dead.

The brakes are good...

 

...tires, fair.

...but political animosity...

 

...prevailed upon the stage.

Too much lipstick,...

 

...too much rouge...

I'm gonna ride around in style,...

 

...I'm gonna drive everybody wild...

Would you believe this man has gone as far...

 

...as tearin' Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars...

...I Ain't Perfect...

 

...but God knows I try...

Give me forty acres...

 

...and I'll turn this rig around - it's the easiest way that I've found.

 

 

 

All My Old Flames...

 

...have new names... 

 

 

 

 

I'd a been better off fightin' with a bear...

 

...than to tell her that I had been nowhere.

Well I've got two boys, I named 'em Hank & Blue...

 

...they're just seventeen, and they've got mullets too!

Six Days on the Road...

 ...and I'm a gonna make it home tonight.

Don't ya head north of The Woodlands...

 

...without a pistol in your boot.

 

 

 

 

I"m Gonna Hire a Wino...

 ...to decorate our home.

Sabbatical...or Unpaid Leave?

 

After twenty years and 3M+ page views, it's time to take an indefinite break from the Texas Swimming Blog.

Y'all may see a random post down the road, but don't count on those.

This email will still work, so feel free to send one if you'd like.

I'll try to pop on once in a while to dump spammy comments.  No need to wait on me, though - let me know if/when you spot something that needs to be removed.

If I have time, I'll try to keep the links updated as well.

Thanks for your readership, tips, support, and comments!

2025-26 Texas Collegiate Schedules (Updated)

As of this morning:

A&M (M&W)

Austin College (M)

Austin College (W)

Houston (W)

Incarnate Word (M)

Incarnate Word (W)

McMurry (M)

McMurry (W)

North Texas (W)

Permian Basin (M)

Permian Basin (W)

Rice (W)

Rio Grande Valley (W)

St. Thomas (M)

St. Thomas (W)

Southern Methodist (M)

Southern Methodist (W)

Southwestern (M)

Southwestern (W)

Texas (M)

Texas (W)

Texas Christian (M&W)

Trinity (M&W)