Sunday, May 03, 2020

Subject Lines


Spam folder has a few interesting subject lines.

Might be fun to try putting them into some sort of order.



Dear long time

RELATIVE 

.Good News

ATTENTION AND CONGRATULATIONS SIR/MADAM

RE: NOTIFICATION RELEASE OF YOUR APPROVED FUNDS.

Contact Bank of Africa-Benin to receive your payment funds transfer amount of $14,800,000,00 Million USD,approved this morning by IMF.

With Due Respect!!

CONTACT THEM NOW


DEAREST BELOVED, I AM WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY

NEEDED URGENTLY

VERY URGENT AND GET BACK TO ME.

YUR URGENT RESPONSE IS NEEDED NOW 

I am Still Expecting Your Reply

Extremely disappointing...

PLEASE KINDLY CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE ALIVE 



Good-Morning I am Diplomat Agent Mr Mike Brown

Hello And I Hope This Gets to You Dear Friend

how was your day going ?

Please, Dear, I need your help to invest in your country.

May I have your consent to the project.


DETAILS OF THE PROPOSAL FROM YOUR FRIEND FAITH DONMEZ

A Sick old woman

Please reply for briefs

PLEASE I NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY



DR OKE DANLDAI PLEASE URGENT

I have sent this mail to you before 12..........08.........19

Re: Your Abandoned Package For Delivery

FOR YOUR INFORMATION

I am Still Expecting Your Reply



Good Day Dearest,

Greetings to you and your family.

Inheritance Claim.

Available to pick up $7000 usd MTCN #:445590486*

Waiting for your urgent response.






1 comment:

Lion King said...

I can see through these from a light year away. Straight into the SPAM and BLOCKED folders. If these Nigerian princes ever wanted to get to me, though, all they'd have to start with is "Ms Sandy Bullock would like to meet you for coffee..."