Sunday, May 03, 2020
Subject Lines
Spam folder has a few interesting subject lines.
Might be fun to try putting them into some sort of order.
Dear long time
RELATIVE
.Good News
ATTENTION AND CONGRATULATIONS SIR/MADAM
RE: NOTIFICATION RELEASE OF YOUR APPROVED FUNDS.
Contact Bank of Africa-Benin to receive your payment funds transfer amount of $14,800,000,00 Million USD,approved this morning by IMF.
With Due Respect!!
CONTACT THEM NOW
DEAREST BELOVED, I AM WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY
NEEDED URGENTLY
VERY URGENT AND GET BACK TO ME.
YUR URGENT RESPONSE IS NEEDED NOW
I am Still Expecting Your Reply
Extremely disappointing...
PLEASE KINDLY CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE ALIVE
Good-Morning I am Diplomat Agent Mr Mike Brown
Hello And I Hope This Gets to You Dear Friend
how was your day going ?
Please, Dear, I need your help to invest in your country.
May I have your consent to the project.
DETAILS OF THE PROPOSAL FROM YOUR FRIEND FAITH DONMEZ
A Sick old woman
Please reply for briefs
PLEASE I NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY
DR OKE DANLDAI PLEASE URGENT
I have sent this mail to you before 12..........08.........19
Re: Your Abandoned Package For Delivery
FOR YOUR INFORMATION
I am Still Expecting Your Reply
Good Day Dearest,
Greetings to you and your family.
Inheritance Claim.
Available to pick up $7000 usd MTCN #:445590486*
Waiting for your urgent response.
I can see through these from a light year away. Straight into the SPAM and BLOCKED folders. If these Nigerian princes ever wanted to get to me, though, all they'd have to start with is "Ms Sandy Bullock would like to meet you for coffee..."
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