If I'd a known she was into...

 

...suspenders and big shoes, mighta coulda worked somethin' out.

I can't carry a tune in a bucket...

 

...but I carry that bucket with pride.

That stop sign was...

 

...on the windshield when I bought this car.

 

 

 

He ain't tryin' to change nobody...

...he's just tryin' real hard to adjust.

 

 

 

Delia's gone,...

 

...like a July snow, Delia's gone.

Puff, puff, puff...

 

...and if you smoke yourself to death...