I'm just a common man,...

 

...drive a common van, my dog ain't got a pedigree. 

 

 

 

I drive an old Ford pickup truck...

 

...I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup.

 

 

 

Was it catfish bait, or somethin' Bubba ate,...

 

...or those pickled eggs on the shelf?

 

 

If it weren't for horses & divorces...

 

...I'd be a lot better off today.

You don't have to call me darlin, darlin,...

 

...you never even call me by my name.

The only kinda man that you ever wanted...

 

...was the one that you knew you'd never hold very long...

Sleepin' under a table in a roadside park...

 

...a man could wake up dead.

You're wanted by the police...

 

...and my wife thinks you're dead.

The brakes are good...

 

...tires, fair.

...but political animosity...

 

...prevailed upon the stage.

Too much lipstick,...

 

...too much rouge...

I'm gonna ride around in style,...

 

...I'm gonna drive everybody wild...

Would you believe this man has gone as far...

 

...as tearin' Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars...

...I Ain't Perfect...

 

...but God knows I try...

Give me forty acres...

 

...and I'll turn this rig around - it's the easiest way that I've found.

 

 

 

All My Old Flames...

 

...have new names... 

 

 

 

 

I'd a been better off fightin' with a bear...

 

...than to tell her that I had been nowhere.

Well I've got two boys, I named 'em Hank & Blue...

 

...they're just seventeen, and they've got mullets too!

Six Days on the Road...

 ...and I'm a gonna make it home tonight.

Don't ya head north of The Woodlands...

 

...without a pistol in your boot.

 

 

 

 

I"m Gonna Hire a Wino...

 ...to decorate our home.