Quote of the Day

 

If there were no bad people, there

would be no good lawyers.

Charles John Huffam Dickens

Quote of the Day

 

You might as well fall flat on your

face as lean over too far backward.

James Grover Thurber

Even More Jobs

 

Angleton HS head diving coach, Jennifer LaRaia 512-203-4437

Texas A&M Commerce coordinator of aquatics & facility operations

City of Pharr TAAF swim coach

University of Texas assistant swim/dive coach

Lake Highlands YMCA aquatics coordinator, Eric Cooper

Greater Austin YMCA aquatics director

Nitro Swimming age group coach

Briggs Branch YMCA (Victoria) aquatics director, Rosalinda Ramirez 361-575-0511

City of Austin summer swim coach (30)

City of El Paso aquatics supervisor

YMCA of Metro Dallas head & assistant swim coach (numerous), Eric Cooper

Clear Springs HS head swim/polo & assistant swim/polo (anticipated) 

Clear Lake HS swim/polo (anticipated)

Dripping Springs YMCA swim coach

Clear Falls HS assistant swim/softball

Long Creek HS swim coach

Holcomb YMCA (Spring) head swim coach, Toriana Valentine

Perry YMCA (League City) head swim coach, Tristan Emig 346-614-5280

Vic Coppinger YMCA (Pearland) head swim coach, Natalia Lutz 281-485-6805

Schertz YMCA assistant swim coach

Dickinson HS head swim/dive coach, John Snelson

Episcopal HS (Houston) head girl/boy swim coach

Click here to view previous jobs posts.

Quote of the Day

They're just jokes, people.  They can't all be funny.

Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III, a.k.a. Theo Von

More Job Postings

 

Here are a few more job listings:

Bellaire HS assistant swim coach, Gloria Clarke

Waterloo Swimming lead age group coach

Shalom Austin multiple coaching positions

Bridgeland HS assistant swim/polo coach, Bob Perkins

Gregory-Portland HS head swim coach, Mark Chester

Keller HS assistant swim coach, Jamie Shults

Clear Brook HS assistant swim/dive/polo coach, Sam Savell

Grand Oaks HS assistant swim/polo, Shaun McDowell

YMCA of Greater Houston youth development director - aquatics

Quote of the Day

 

If I have someone who believes

in me, I can move mountains.

Diana Ross

Unparalleled Success

 

Eddie Reese retirement dinner was fantastic!  Thanks to DJA for letting me tag along!

Left to Right:  Ian Carbone, Madison Wenzler, Patrick Murphy, & Bobby Button

One of my "Eddie stories":

Dana Abbott and I were watching an Orange/White meet when Cole Cragin was disqualified for a 15m violation.

I turned to Dana and said "I wish one of my kids could get DQ'ed for going too far underwater."

Eddie looked at me and said "Well, that's on you, coach."

Ouch!!! He was absolutely correct - it was on me.

So, that Timberview HS team worked on underwater dolphin kicking more than any group I'd ever coached.

A guy named Henry Isobi ended up breaking Bobby's school record in the 100 butterfly that year - and it was because he was great underwater!

Quote of the Day

 

Listening, not imitation, may be

the sincerest form of flattery.

Dr. Joyce Diane Brothers

Quote of the Day

 

The longest absence is less perilous to love

than the terrible trials of incessant proximity.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

 

Work Chronicles

 

Quote of the Day

 

I want to cultivate the seed that was placed

in me until the last small twig has grown.

Käthe Kollwitz

Quote of the Day

 

I don't care what the haters and naysayers

say.  If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh

because they'll probably be funny.

Paula Ann Hiers Deen

Quote of the Day

I've known ambitious people with no aptitude

for the thing they did.  Most of whom,

rather terrifyingly, tended to succeed.

Neil Richard MacKinnon Gaiman

A Few More Jobs

 

Pinkston HS (Dallas) head swimming coach, Nicole Stovall 972-502-2700

 

Marshall HS (Ft. Bend) assistant swim/water polo, Brandi Cross 281-634-7428

Aqua Swift Aquatics (Boerne) head age group coach, Jason Schmeltzer 845-494-8450

Brenham HS head swim coach, Danny Youngs

College Station HS aquatics director/head swim coach, Kevin Starnes

Byron P. Steele II HS (Cibolo) head swim coach, Angie Fain

Canyon HS (Comal) head swim/water polo, Heather Sanders

 

City of Bryan swim coach

City of College Station swim coach

AAAA assistant swim/lifeguard

Previous jobs postings are here

Quote of the Day

 

There is nothing noble in being superior

to your fellow man.  True nobility lies in

being superior to your former self.

Ernest Miller Hemingway

Quote of the Day

 

The only difference between a rut

and a grave are the dimensions.

Ellen Anderson Gholson Glasgow

Quote of the Day

 

The thing about school is that if you're forced into

learning stuff, you're not going to be into it.

Jeffrey Ross Hyman, a.k.a. Joey Ramone

 

Quote of the Day

 

I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.

Joan Alexandra Molinsky, a.k.a. Joan Rivers 

She's Really Outa Sight

 

FOX Business watchers know!

Quote of the Day

 

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.

Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Scott Raymond Adams

 

Quote of the Day

 

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

 

via Biography

William Boyd Watterson II

Quote of the Day

 

Examinations are formidable even to the best

prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more

than the wisest man can answer.

via planksip

Charles Caleb Colton

What the heck?

Yesterday's post on TISCA All-State Lists made me wonder about who might be upset if they'd been denied their TISCA All-State First Team ranking, so I looked at the TAPPS boys' 400 free relay, where HCYA is #1.

 

Would CHSM be disappointed that they'd been bumped down to Second Team by a homeschool group?

 

No, I doubt Christian Homeschool Sports Ministries will mind...

HOW DID WE GET HERE?!?!?!

 

TISCA Constitution & Bylaws

 

View the TISCA Constitution & Bylaws here

 

To amend the constitution:

 

To amend the bylaws:

 

If you youngsters are okay with the direction our organizations is heading, just sit back and let a handful of your peers decide for you.

 

If y'all don't like what's happening in TISCA, it's time to find enough of your fellow member coaches to chart a different course.

 

Quote of the Day

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without

going over.  Out on the edge you see all the kinds

of things you can't see from the center.

Kurt Vonnegut

TISCA All-State Lists

Preliminary TISCA All-State lists are here

Please look at the TAPPS list and explain:

 

Why are athletes from Homeschool Christian Youth Association (HCYA) included?

This is not a school!

 

Rather, it's an athletic organization for kids who attend neither public nor private schools.

I'm all for folks who want to educate their children at home.  If public or private schools don't work for your child, that's an option for y'all.

We strive to provide a "level playing field" for our student/athletes, right?

 

It's increasingly "out of level" in recent years, isn't it?*

Do you support placing athletes in our All-State lists that don't attend a school?

 

If yes, would you feel the same if your athlete lost a spot on those lists?

 

Should HCYA athletes be included on our Academic All-State list?**

 

 

 

 

*Have you noticed that charter schools are dominating some UIL sports?  How about the guy who won a state championship in girls rasslin'?

**Before you answer that, recall that these kids' grades are determined by their parents...

 

 

Quote of the Day

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes,

but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.

Lewis McDonald Grizzard, Jr.

Quote of the Day

 

Untutored courage is useless

in the face of educated bullets.

 

George Smith Patton, Jr.

 

 

More recent job postings:

North Forney HS head swim coach, Donald Fleming

Stevens HS (San Antonio) head water polo & assistant swim coach, Anthony Plummer

Marshall HS (Sugar Land) assistant swim coach, James Williams

Boerne HS head swim & water polo coach, Che Hendrix

Lamar HS head swim coach (aquatics coordinator), Philip Lindsey

Medina Valley HS assistant swim/water polo coach, Douglas Bull

Langham Creek HS head swim/water polo coach, Todd Thompson

Pinkston HS (Dallas) head swim coach, Nicole Stovall

MacArthur HS (Aldine) head swim & water polo coach, Sandra Marder

Angleton HS dive coach, Jason Brittain

Heritage HS (Frisco) head swim coach, Melissa Howard

Cypress Lakes HS assistant swim & water polo, Jonathan Mayer

Sharks Swim Club (SHARKS) head coach, Club President

Katy Aquatics (KATY) lead age group coach, Travis Sandifer

Montgomery Aquatic Race Club (MARC) age group coach, Lou Spencer

Quote of the Day

 

If we wish to free ourselves from enslavement, we must

choose freedom and the responsibility this entails.

Felice Leonardo "Leo" Buscaglia

Bowman to Texas OFF!!!

 

 

After what many say was the greatest aquatics April Fools' joke of all time, legendary University of Texas men's head swim coach Eddie Reese has admitted that no, he will not be retiring after all!

UT and Arizona State University put together an elaborate hoax today, claiming that ASU head coach Bob Bowman would take the reins in Austin, leaving assistant Herbie Behm to take over in Tempe.

Bowman stated "Herbie really played along with it well.  The guy acted as if he was actually taking over the program.  Our SID let him in on the joke yesterday...at least I think he did..."

Reese, known to be a man of few words, responded to an inquiry from SwimScam with "JK, JK!"

2024-25 UIL Swim Alignmnets

 

View alignments here

Quote of the Day

 

You may live to see man-made horrors

beyond your comprehension.

Nikola Tesla