Would you believe this man has gone as far...

 

...as tearin' Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars...

...I Ain't Perfect...

 

...but God knows I try...

Give me forty acres...

 

...and I'll turn this rig around - it's the easiest way that I've found.

 

 

 

All My Old Flames...

 

...have new names... 

 

 

 

 

I'd a been better off fightin' with a bear...

 

...than to tell her that I had been nowhere.

Well I've got two boys, I named 'em Hank & Blue...

 

...they're just seventeen, and they've got mullets too!

Six Days on the Road...

 ...and I'm a gonna make it home tonight.

Don't ya head north of The Woodlands...

 

...without a pistol in your boot.

 

 

 

 

I"m Gonna Hire a Wino...

 ...to decorate our home.