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Saturday, June 07, 2014

It's not April 1st, is it?



We really have to look out for the safety of all of our students, and we can't allow children to share sunscreen.  They could, possibly, have an allergic reaction.  They could ingest it.  It's really just a dangerous situation.

Mite sound harmless ta y'all, but studies've showd that even rekreashunal sunscreen drinkin' leads ta moonshine guzzlin'.  Coppertone's a gateway...

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3 Comments:

  • At 8:09 AM, Anonymous Lion King said…

    I guess Sterno has fallen out of fashion...

     
  • At 8:18 AM, Anonymous Lion King said…

    PS:

    1. (You noticed this wa NEISD, right? HAW HAW HAW!)

    2. New market opened: "Axle-grease strength SUPER LONG LASTING BANANA BOAT SPF 1,000,000"

    3. Another zero-tolerance inanity from a school district.

    4. Another school district spokes-candy spouting straight-faced outlandishness while thinking "Gee, this is such extraordinarily unbelievable BS and I am getting -really- good at it. Could I be ready to run for office??? Or apply for a job as WH press secretary?"

     
  • At 8:19 AM, Anonymous Lion King said…

    Corrections:

    1. "was"

    2. "SPF 1 BILLION"

    3. insanity

    Have registered for Typing 101. Again.

     

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